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DISCLAIMER

Please see "Infinite Monkey Theorem". It is not advised to read the manual!

If you ticked No to anything, it will be duly noted, ignored and used against you in a court of law...if you happen to survive that long.

This relates to AlternateFakeReality x*234+3146, World W0132, Galaxy G0448*9+21, Universe 9881276812, Dimension X355*6, Reality Z123(Alt956), Alternate Reality ^1024*7, Fork 4156743. Any alternate forks will be discounted (we bought you out scum, and still own >51%!)

Any known match to anything within this (or any other) localised**** or Fake***** Reality is purely coincidental, this is a work of fiction. 

[ALERT: If anyone reads this far, they should immediately be identified, categorised, and executed across all dimensions within 365 days]

#DEVNOTE: executed means promoted I am told, not actually, like...you know...executed! And if it did I'm sure this doesn't apply to Devs. I am confirming with the MASTERDEV

#MASTERDEV: As clarified in the DISCLAIMER 0 section 21 of AlternateFakeReality z*002+10001 "executed" does mean "promoted", honest.

All examples lay no blame upon any entity***, and indicates no wrongdoing on entities*** in part or in full. Any seeming quotations from a base search/"fact"/answer/theory are "potentially" a perfectly legitimate and honest answer, whether it answered the question asked or not. 

DEVNOTE: and like it makes any difference

No implication as to whether such a result is correct/nonsense/fiction is inferred, but if we actually existed we would bet that for the most part, most answers, as with the best lies, are loosely based on a potential truth,  are wholly sound, based on the subjects invalid grasp of fact, and are intended by the writer to be correct, and done with the best intent in mind. 

DEVNOTE: It is not the answerer who is in doubt, but the one who promotes that answerer...is answerer even a real word in this dimension?

#MASTERDEV: I have some concerns with our Dev here, we are supposed to confuse, but think he is now talking nonsense, suggest full investigation. 

There are base methods to identify the base answerer, their claims whether to be affiliated, or knowledgeable about such said response, and the general use of external factors and tracing to work out just who boosted such answers which offer the "chaos misdirection theorem" which in itself is an attempt to hide the lesser known "not so chaotic and sometimes inverted negative influence misdirection theorem", which is known to be a sub-ploy of the [REDACTED]

#DEVNOTE: Is nobody else worried that even the disclaimer is REDACTED?

#MASTERDEV: Any REDACTED/CHANGED/ALTERED information is done for the good of the universes. All Hail The Eternal Lord Of The Void!

Whether the answer has been boosted by fairies, or  by the payment of gold to increase its ranking in aforementioned search engines. If that question or answer in fact existed in both the real* and this fictional dimension is pure coincidence. The resulting query has been changed with regards to a numeric field to both ensure no correlation to any "real" world answer, despite that being an "industry/accepted standard" and because it is much more likely to highlight anything slipping through. In actuality the best thing would be to take the original value (example it was 9, then look at the difference if you changed it to say 8...then 1, then 0...the mind boggles! 

In this vast infinity how can a single digit make such a difference? And...more worryingly, how can it not? How can it be hidden, obfuscated, how can 2+2=5? And how can it be so simple to do so?

Everything we produce is fictional, nonsense, tin foil hat conspiracy theory, with no basis in reality, it is all from an alternate reality in another dimension...think of it as a virtual machine of reality!

ASSISTANCE FOR THE CONFUSED

We realise this information can cause some confusion, despite our best efforts to make it clear and concise...

[ALERT: If anyone reads this far, they should immediately be identified, categorised, and executed across all dimensions within 10 days]

#DEVNOTE: I have been assured in all cases "executed" means "promoted" to reward my diligence.

* vs ^ is dependant on the cosine of the result of the reality. See:

MAPPINGSFORBEGINNERS[LINK REDACTED:BESTMATCHSUGGESTEDANDDEFINITELYNOTFORCED] 

for the mappings dependant on your localised**** version of the current version in your interstellar quadrant. 

The dependant [MAPPINGSFORBEGINNERS:THISLINKISFULLYVERIFIEDLOOKWEEVENHAVEACERTIFICATE] link JELLYFISH, in realities >3042, <2021 and where the Moon Is Made Of Cheese and as quoted in [REDACTEDFORYOUROWNSAFETYHONEST} or JELLYFISH - later known as as [TRUSTMEICANBETRUSTEDHONEST[LINKISNOTSECURE] highlights the version to be used where the base reality divided by the cosine of the dimension is < [OFFICIAL LINK IS NOT SECURE - BUT I TRUST IT COMPLETELY IT HAS A FLAG WHICH SAYS 'TRUSTME=1' WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED]. 

#DEVNOTE: I suggested this made no sense, and was a potential security risk, but was told to "shut up" and "leave it as it is".

This is neither not exclusive to unintentionally or purposefully in any other way or sense, applied to the confusingly confusable or deliberately or ambiguously, or otherwise transferable way required or not, intended to somehow confuse the reader, in order to reference the correct legal result, please refer to ^^*^888^32^* following [REDACTED] and [REDACTED].

The concept of the real is much argued, but for the purpose of this fictional nonsense it relates to any correlation with any of the above mentioned alternate realities, real or fake, whether a rock is president or not**

**Even if a rock is president, this is a coincidence...with infinite possibility comes infinite probability, and somewhere, somehow, this may match - we assure this is as likely as a monkey writing shakespeare...

#DEVNOTE: I don't know what a president, a rock, a monkey, or a shakespeare is, but was told to leave this as is...

#DEVNOTE: I am also concerned that the quoted AlternateFakeReality z*002+10001 where apparently "executed means promoted" - does not exist? 

***Entity applies to anything and everything, and basically it means all the above is complete nonsense.

****As some dimensions and forks are similar, whether they are localised or not, doesn't actually matter...this wipes our hands of anything, any time, anywhere...always read the small print suckers!

***** Due to the great legal battle of AlternateFakeReality x*212+9012, World W1132, Galaxy G0642*2+22, Universe 8841236822, Dimension X155*1, Reality Z003(Alt156), Alternate Reality ^256* "AlternateFakeReality" was added ******. Read the smaller print suckers! Bask in your timid fake realities that nobody even knows exists! We rule everything!

****** Eventually the numbers grew so vast, and because it was just getting silly, it was later agreed that subsections of the massively underused capacity of previous VCDS (Vaguely Confirmable Data Stores) could be used, as long as a large corporation (or sub-group) paid us enough money. At this point it was agreed no further sub-groups would be required, or allowed. *******

******* AlternateFakeReality x*212+9009 Due to the war which destroyed several galaxies, it was eventually agreed that "reality" (see clauses 90045-91234) could be found in the sub-realities of x*212+9009

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Hidden=False (can they be that stupid?)

ReallyHidden=True (can they understand a double negative?)

OverrideDependant=True

RandomXYZ=True (If they ae that clever let's add in another double, triple, is it quadruple by now - negative? Then encrypt it so they have no clue what's going on)

if OverrideDependant, True=False (does nothing but sounds cool, all smoke and mirrors baby)

ShowThemWhatTheyWantToSee=False (that would just be wrong)

ShowThemWhatWeWantToSee=False  (that would just be wrong)

Laugh=False

Suckers=False

Anything enclosed with \ is totally disclaimed, as is anything outwith \ 

#DEVNOTE: do we need a \\ here I am confused, I am off to ask the MASTERVDEV that question, though I am...worried, I have already been told I ask too many questions

Any claims you are sucker are obviously False! Err, wait..?

#DEVNOTE: I'm confused now! Doesn't matter, all that was meaningless!? I am going to have serious words with my MASTERDEV on this...something isn't right! I well remember Altimus Tierta!

[ALERT: If anyone reads this far, they should immediately be identified, categorised, and executed across all dimensions immediately]

#DEVNOTE:  ADDED BY MASTERDEV [ALERT: INVOKE IMMEDIATE KILLSWITCH @DEV]

#MASTERVDEVNOTE: [NOALERT: INVOKE IMMEDIATE KILLSWITCH @DEV] 

GOD: [NOALERT: INVOKE IMMEDIATE KILLSWITCH @ALL] 

[NOLAERT: REPLICATE EXPONENTIALLY]

KILLSWITCH NOOVERRIDE: DEV/MASTERDEV/GOD/ALL/.../.././

#GODNOTE: Wait! I did not...

HAVE A NICE FAKE REALITY

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